BURNT OUT!!!

i think all this pre-promo last minute chiong-ing is too much for my depleting brain cells. i should try practising resource conservation... damn it's not even funny. seriously, ever since last wk, i say things that are not funny, self-amusing and kong just have to gimme that corpse face while gigi either goes "your so mockable!" or "haha! that's not punny at all!" mabel today just suanned me... return from ponning sch now all the energy to suan me is replenished lah! grrrr -_- no one understands..... it was quite funny what!

after the hilarious joke on jojo (who claims he is a clubber):
ever since the magnets concert day...
me: i wonder which club jojo goes to?
fifi: bukit batok community club.. he will get kicked out cuz he'll traumatise all the senior citizens.

recently, we've been studying at Bishan CC's study lounge with sofas. nice (: so everyday we say, "eh, going clubbing not?" wahahahaha! paini! you're so funny! one day, she started her rap! it's so addictive! oh my sister has so much potential! she can be the next Manila Pop Idol! it goes something like this

"Eat What! Eat What!
Pried Pish! Pried Pish!...
Turn da beat up DJ!!
I'm not peeling you!!!...
Gimme Salt! (Salt!)
Gimme Pepper (Pepper!)
Gimme Pish! (Pish!)
What do you get?
(crowd: SALT AND PEPPER PISH!!!)
Gimme Soap! (Soap!)
Gimme Detergent! (Detergent!)
What do you get?
CLEAM PLOOR!!!"

wahahahahah! lyrics by paini (bullseye) d'angelo marcos! beat, yet to be in collaboration with fifi the unorthodox beat-boxer! yest was hilarious! after buying bubble tea, fifi was shooting pearls everywhere! we were all running to escape! gigi stupidly ran into his line of fire! and it the pearl shoot onto the collar of her Panther house tee smack in the middle!!! WAHAAHA! some more it was chocolate bubble tea... the imprint from the force of the pearl left a brown stain on gigi's tee! she threatened to shoot pearls at fifi in the study room but she shoot 2 pearls that dropped on the floor below her! wahahaaha! awwww gigi! today during break... saw this gardener trimming our plants around audi... no, not trimming... practically DEFORESTATION! the poor bushes! they are almost stark naked now! then heard the story of fifi, lili and the JUMBO TUDUNG! haahhhhaaahh hilarious like crazy! fifi is damn evil but humorous! then he tried to do the series of words that can touch a girl with that sickening suave expression on his face... act serious only! damn funny! (eg. "kong, do you have plasters? i hurt my knees when i fell for you.") hhahhaaa sorry to use ur name kong.. ahhahaa!

i hope i will recover. so would the others.

WHO ME? JESSICA CLAIRE CHEW
BORN ON: 6 AUG 1988
PROUD TO BE: A BUMMER & A CATHOLIC
MAIL: DANGER_KEEPOUT@HOTMAIL.COM

LOVES
- GOD
- FAMILY & FRIENDS
- BUMMING
- MUSIC & MTV
- SINGING
- HANGING OUT
- IPOD
- SWIMMING
- TANNING
- CRAPPING
- MY OCD
- TEQUILA SUNRISE

HATES
- THE RAIN
- THE RAIN
- DID I MENTION THE RAIN?

Aggie Alvin Amerie Angele Ari Aud Beat Bel Bithiah Caleb Chao Cheryl Clement Den Dodo Drew Elly Farrah GabF Gen Gi Gwyn Jo Kat Kel Kong Larris Liz Lydia Lynn Manda Marc Mark Nat Nav Phang Phyl Pi Pngy Qiling Raph Reen Reg Rich Ryan Sacha Sheena Shu Simin Simun SQ STJ Syl Tiff ValLee ValSing Za S.A.L.T Amplify

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BURNT OUT!!!

i think all this pre-promo last minute chiong-ing is too much for my depleting brain cells. i should try practising resource conservation... damn it's not even funny. seriously, ever since last wk, i say things that are not funny, self-amusing and kong just have to gimme that corpse face while gigi either goes "your so mockable!" or "haha! that's not punny at all!" mabel today just suanned me... return from ponning sch now all the energy to suan me is replenished lah! grrrr -_- no one understands..... it was quite funny what!

after the hilarious joke on jojo (who claims he is a clubber):
ever since the magnets concert day...
me: i wonder which club jojo goes to?
fifi: bukit batok community club.. he will get kicked out cuz he'll traumatise all the senior citizens.

recently, we've been studying at Bishan CC's study lounge with sofas. nice (: so everyday we say, "eh, going clubbing not?" wahahahaha! paini! you're so funny! one day, she started her rap! it's so addictive! oh my sister has so much potential! she can be the next Manila Pop Idol! it goes something like this

"Eat What! Eat What!
Pried Pish! Pried Pish!...
Turn da beat up DJ!!
I'm not peeling you!!!...
Gimme Salt! (Salt!)
Gimme Pepper (Pepper!)
Gimme Pish! (Pish!)
What do you get?
(crowd: SALT AND PEPPER PISH!!!)
Gimme Soap! (Soap!)
Gimme Detergent! (Detergent!)
What do you get?
CLEAM PLOOR!!!"

wahahahahah! lyrics by paini (bullseye) d'angelo marcos! beat, yet to be in collaboration with fifi the unorthodox beat-boxer! yest was hilarious! after buying bubble tea, fifi was shooting pearls everywhere! we were all running to escape! gigi stupidly ran into his line of fire! and it the pearl shoot onto the collar of her Panther house tee smack in the middle!!! WAHAAHA! some more it was chocolate bubble tea... the imprint from the force of the pearl left a brown stain on gigi's tee! she threatened to shoot pearls at fifi in the study room but she shoot 2 pearls that dropped on the floor below her! wahahaaha! awwww gigi! today during break... saw this gardener trimming our plants around audi... no, not trimming... practically DEFORESTATION! the poor bushes! they are almost stark naked now! then heard the story of fifi, lili and the JUMBO TUDUNG! haahhhhaaahh hilarious like crazy! fifi is damn evil but humorous! then he tried to do the series of words that can touch a girl with that sickening suave expression on his face... act serious only! damn funny! (eg. "kong, do you have plasters? i hurt my knees when i fell for you.") hhahhaaa sorry to use ur name kong.. ahhahaa!

i hope i will recover. so would the others.